Parminder Chaudhri
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| IC Information | |
| Full Name: | Parminder Chaudhri |
| Gender: | Male (He/Him) |
| Species: | Human (Natural) |
| Age (Birthdate): | 27 |
| Hair Colour: | Dark orange |
| Eye Colour: | Light brown |
| Height | 5'11" (180cm) |
| Job: | Court Jester |
| Homeland: | India |
| Awakening: | 0 |
| Primary Unit: | Salamis Kai-class Cruiser "Shandor" |
| BGM: | [Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up] |
| OOC Information | |
| Origin: | Original NPC |
| Factions: | Civilian, The Silent Calling |
| Player: | User:Cute Kitty L |
One more star computer science graduate out of thousands, Parminder quickly found office life didn't suit him and made his name on the illegal circuit instead, hacking systems and selling data. The REA pulled him up after he managed to access top secret files -- and gave him the choice of jail or a job in the military. He spent some years working for REA's intelligence division, learning how to physically infiltrate locations just as well, before he was assigned to The Nega Force to provide them with operational support. A few years later, and the whole Nega Force bit fell through -- but he got a new job at the Silent Castle doing tech support for an immortal witch. Sweet gig, really. His electricity runs off blood sacrifice now. Neat!
Background
Parminder Chaudhri was always academically talented, but had little insight into the actions of his schoolyard friends; he preferred the logic of numbers to people. He translated this preference into an understanding of code, and graduated with highest honours from his university at the early age of eighteen.
Unfortunately, the world didn't have engaging enough puzzles for him to solve in the corporate world -- so he went into its underworld, instead. He turned his talents towards data infiltration, and taught himself the scripts to get people to trust him with their passwords when he rang. This was a much more engaging way of living, until the government caught up with him.
Luckily, the Republic recognised he had talent -- so he signed on to their intelligence division, rather than be imprisoned. The somewhat less-than-savoury actions of REA Intelligence engaged his intellect much more than office work ever had, so he found himself perfectly happy to stay.
A few years ago, he was reassigned from Intelligence to Special Operations -- so that he could join a new team, the Nega Force. He had plenty of freedom there, so he was still happy. He didn't mind what they do in the slightest, because it was all very, very interesting. When Yuliana was betrayed by the REA, though, he saw the writing on the wall with regards to his employment; even if they couldn't retrieve her, they'd be happy to make an example out of him. So, naturally, he went through a spooky portal to join Yuliana in her spooky castle, instead.
The demands of the Silent Castle, technologically, have since required him to build a team of his own just to maintain the Kafims' uptime. He's a good boss. Probably. Maybe. (Not really.)
Resources
Information: Parminder is an Intelligence transplant, which means that his skills are in the requisition and application of information. He's very good at finding things out, especially things other people would rather hide.
Piloting: Parminder is not cleared as a mobile suit pilot. However, he possesses licences to helm cruisers, drive heavy and light vehicles, and he even has a motorcycle licence. Reportedly, he just can't get a hang of piloting something which has feet.
Spycraft: While Parminder doesn't pilot wanzer, he is proficient in hand-to-hand combat and on-foot conflict, particularly in civilian areas where he isn't expected. He has a very, very fancy watch.
Cooking: Parminder is an excellent cook -- and a distressingly average baker.
Relationships
Yuliana Kafim: The Captain. She's in an abusive marriage. It's hilarious!
Elisa Kafim: Her Witchiness. Doing a bunch of blood sacrifice and has mind-controlled thralls doing the dirty work no one wants to think about. It's hilarious!
Wendy Yuan: Wendy's Parminder's coworker from the REA days. Cares about being seen as being nice too much, but that gets pretty funny, too.
Alma Stirner: Hahahahaha oh man it's so funny how Yuliana decided this was beyond the pale after she figured out she was getting brainwashed.
Shari Loom: A good kid who got out. Good for her. Burning her is still totally on the table, tho.
Logs
- 2023-06-02: ?...you're asking mE
- 2023-07-03: Locust Blood
- 2023-08-06: Symphonic Suite
- 2023-08-20: Vigilante
- 2023-09-22: Colombo Will Pay
- 2023-10-17: Straight Guys, Burgers, And Fries
- 2023-12-08: ... and so, holding hope and love in my handS
- 2023-12-18: Yuliana Falls
- 2023-12-25: My Christmas