User:Purophet

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Alien entity from an unknown sector. Occurs spontaneously in nature. Encountered randomly in grassland and mountain biomes. Uses camouflage to avoid predators. May cause moderate to severe tinnitus. Moderately toxic when ingested. Available at all participating locations. Screams constantly when threatened, angered, distressed, hungry, curious, or at ease. Registered trademark of Yum! Brands. Weak to attacks with two or more attributes. Signature move is the double German suplex. Asynchronous.

You may remember me from such alts as Luanova Luckwright and her mother Ada Legatum Luckwright, or from past roles such as Battle Fantasia's Tokiko Amagawa and Sakuyo Izumi's Wild Bus Adventure Tour or GateMUSH's Ninten! The Musical.

To contact me, print your message on an A4 sheet of paper, fold it lengthwise, exit your house, walk eight meters forward, turn right, walk four meters forward, uncover the earth mound, bury the message under at least two feet of earth, water it twice daily, wait three months, dig up the matured mass, cut the roofs off of the bulb, peel the bulb, wash thoroughly, cut into slices, boil for forty minutes, and add salt to taste. Serves two.