2023-01-05:Yumi Gala Breaks Donation Records

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  • Post: 2023-01-05 Yumi Gala Breaks Donation Records
  • Poster: Leina Ashta
  • Board: IC News/Rumors
  • Date: 2023-01-05
While many headlines now exist about the return of Dr. Hell as a Philanthropist, a smaller more non-descript headline from public donations records reveals that the Yumi Foundation Gala in Dublin broke their previous record for returns by an unprecedented margin.

An analysis of the timing of the donations shows that it only was raking in solidly average for a Yumi Foundation event, until Doctor Wilhelm Von Hell made an appearance.

After his dramatic standoff and announcement on the Gala floor, donations went through the roof, breaking foundation records only set by the last occasion Dr. Hell showed up when he was shot by the Founder, Dr. Sayla Mass, and attacked the Gala with a Kikaiju.

One can only speculate that the nobility and elite Federation officials consider this something akin to a fashion trend that they want to get on board, after his latest open-source release of cutting edge medical prosthetics to the public.

A request for comment to the Yumi Foundation was answered by the founder's ward, Leina Ashta: "We shouldn't allow ourselves to be distracted by this obvious ploy from one of the most abominable criminals the Earthsphere has ever known.  Everyone's focus should be squarely on the people of Dublin, as we take the first steps towards addressing their tragic losses from eight years ago."
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